Tumblr has led me to wonder what’s fanfiction and what’s real, whether it’s television gifs of straight characters made to look like lesbians, or two celebrity friends who look like they could be in a relationship.
Laughed at this for a good ten minutes
(Source: kattyfr)
Via Because there is not enough lesbian eye-candy
The girl I’ve liked since the beginning of the school year liked my facebook status.
DOES THIS MEAN SHE WANTS ME TO PERFORM CUNNILINGUS ON HER AND GET MARRIED AND STUFF?
cause that would be awesome.
I can’t chat people up. I do what most lesbians do. I stare at women hungrily and pray someone else makes the first move
– Tess-Lip ServiceKatee Sackhoff is going to play a sheriff in an A&E western series. You know what that means? UNIFORMS! (LA Times)
Yay!
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
Via Because there is not enough lesbian eye-candyI want all my friends to dress like this. I’m thinking a bowtie/button down lesbian themed party?! GENIUS!
Sounds like a great party.
(Source: viictoriasecret)
Everything you need to know about texting your ex-girlfriend.
One of these conversations happened to me recently… I want to change my number lol
Via Because there is not enough lesbian eye-candy
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite outfit to wear on the Citadel. Inspired by the paragon FemShep from the Mass Effect series, this outfit combines looking tough with a feminine touch. (Reference Image)
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
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