twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

my-chemical-hugs:

I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction.

Wait. They don’t?

(Source: blinkyway)

darrenswift:

“It’s just a fictional couple” I whisper as I shove thirty pounds of ice cream in my face while reading fan fiction and crying over them breathing next to each other.

(Source: darrenswift-archive)

hoodrach:

wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

whatswrongwithstrong:

fittstronghealthy:

edwardbellalove:

allenavadonia:

stonger-than-you-think:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

I thought I was the only one…

Damn you Virgin Mary!

brickjolras:

broken-ice:

geometricdeathtrap:

teruteruhanamura:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window

This really makes me wonder what your favorite fiction character is. 

something tells me it’s hannibal lecter 

shavingryansprivates:

do you ever have a friendship crush on someone where you just really wanna be their friend but you’re afraid to talk to them

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference